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Pints half full

by Skurvi

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1.
Getting on a plane For seven sunny days in Spain Leaving everything behind Work, life and my mind Get to the hotel We’re already causing hell I just want an English lager If you don’t understand I’ll just talk louder We are the Brits on holiday We are the Brits on holiday Screaming and shouting the night away We are the Brits on holiday We’ve invaded the beach And all we do is screech Every night in every club Looking for a little bit of love Football shirts and bright pink tans So you understand We’re from ENG-ER-LAND We are the Brits on holiday We are the Brits on holiday Screaming and shouting the night away We are the Brits on holiday I’m between 18 and 30 Well that’s my I.Q. I met this girl and took her back To my hotel room We met here in Kavos But she was a right slagos Oh my god what did she give me My bollocks are fucking itchy! Getting on a plane Now we’re leaving Spain We hated it here But see we’ll you again next year We are the Brits on holiday We are the Brits on holiday Screaming and shouting the night away We are the Brits on holiday We are the Brits on holiday We are the Brits on holiday You non-comprende? We are the Brits on holiday
2.
Three Cheers 02:43
Today’s the day, Our call to arms Move out of safety’s way, Into harms Putting in the boot Putting up a fight Take what’s wrong And make it right Ten pints of courage, And conflicting views I won’t feel nothing, Because of the booze Beaten to the floor conscious dimmer It’s clear, There’s only one winner Three cheers for alcohol Three cheers for alcohol Three cheers for alcohol Its heaven sent to cause hell Tonight I’ve got the balls to talk to you I see you want it, it’s good cause I want it too We better get you home We better do it quick But it’s too late I’ve got brewers dick Three cheers for alcohol Three cheers for alcohol Three cheers for alcohol Its heaven sent to cause hell Three cheers for alcohol Three cheers for alcohol Three cheers for alcohol Its heaven sent to cause hell Now she’s looking at me with unflinching eyes It was over when I swapped our love for lies She’ll never take me back I’ll drink it right Drink away the pain if just for tonight Three cheers for alcohol Three cheers for alcohol Three cheers for alcohol Its heaven sent to cause hell
3.
Her 03:52
You, you wanted me to write a song A song that was all about you But my feelings just weren’t that strong I know now, I know that I was wrong Cause you did what you did Now I have a muse Cause you did what you did How could I refuse So here’s to you and the stupid things you say Here’s to you and the stupid things you do I thought you were the one But now you’ve been and gone You were just someone I once knew I thought you were the one But now you’ve been and gone You were just someone I once knew She, she liked to go out drinking And having a real good time But your life style made you out a bitch She said to me, I’d live and die alone But I’m back now, Better on my own But I’m back now, Better now I’m home So here’s to you and the stupid things you say Here’s to you and the stupid things you do I thought you were the one But now you’ve been and gone You were just someone I once knew I thought you were the one But now you’ve been and gone You were just someone I once knew You, you wanted me to write a song A song that was, all about you But my feelings just weren’t that strong I know now, I know that I was wrong So here’s to you and the stupid things you say Here’s to you and the stupid things you do I thought you were the one But now you’ve been and gone You were just someone I once knew
4.
Religious madmen on the tv, Never bothered me Until they said that I can’t do, My very favourite thing Their placards say jesus condemns smoking But how do I offend Religious hypocrites With what I put between my lips I do what I wanna do My life is not for you If god hates fags then I’ll I’ll smoke in hell I do what I wanna do My life is not for you If god hates fags then I’ll I’ll smoke in hell You thump your bible against Every different kind of lifestyle But do you follow every thing it says Remember your good book wants abstination No masturbation, But how can that be Because you sound like wankers to me I do what I wanna do My life is not for you If god hates fags then I’ll I’ll smoke in hell I do what I wanna do My life is not for you If god hates fags then I’ll I’ll smoke in hell How can you preach love when hate is all you know If heaven has a smoking ban then hell is where I’ll go I’ll smoke forever or die trying I do what I wanna do My life is not for you If god hates fags then I’ll I’ll smoke in hell I do what I wanna do My life is not for you If god hates fags then I’ll I’ll smoke in hell
5.
By the Sea 03:07
Instincts telling me I’m chasing dreams again I’ve seen all the pictures in the magazines Packed my car and drove all night Chased the sky to the horizon Till it turned, Into the sea All you ever did was disappoint me And everything you did just made me hate you more Goodbye Shithole by the sea Good bye Just look at the mess you made Found myself a job and worked real hard Never really making much of anything Then I met a girl and my life changed Thought she was the one and I would marry her How was I to know? How was I to know? All you ever did was disappoint me And everything you did just made me hate you more Goodbye Shithole by the sea Good bye Just look at the mess you made Goodbye This town did nothing good for me All you ever did was disappoint me And everything you did just made me hate you more Goodbye Shithole by the sea Good bye Just look at the mess you made Goodbye This town did nothing good for me

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released April 14, 2014

All music written by Skurvi
Recorded at Perry Vale Studios, London
Mixed and Mastered by Pat Collier

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Skurvi came together through a love of cheap booze, cheap laughs and punk rock. Anthemic punk rock with power, passion and piss ups.

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