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by Skurvi

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released April 14, 2014

All music written by Skurvi
Recorded at Perry Vale Studios, London
Mixed and Mastered by Pat Collier

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Skurvi Brighton, UK

Skurvi came together through a love of cheap booze, cheap laughs and punk rock. With old-school style and swagger, (Cock Sparrer, Peter and the Test Tube Babies, SLF) Skurvi deliver anthemic punk rock with power, passion and piss ups.

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Track Name: Brits on Holiday
Getting on a plane
For seven sunny days in Spain
Leaving everything behind
Work, life and my mind
Get to the hotel
We’re already causing hell
I just want an English lager
If you don’t understand
I’ll just talk louder

We are the Brits on holiday
We are the Brits on holiday
Screaming and shouting the night away
We are the Brits on holiday

We’ve invaded the beach
And all we do is screech
Every night in every club
Looking for a little bit of love
Football shirts and bright pink tans
So you understand
We’re from ENG-ER-LAND

We are the Brits on holiday
We are the Brits on holiday
Screaming and shouting the night away
We are the Brits on holiday

I’m between 18 and 30
Well that’s my I.Q.
I met this girl and took her back
To my hotel room
We met here in Kavos
But she was a right slagos
Oh my god what did she give me
My bollocks are fucking itchy!

Getting on a plane
Now we’re leaving Spain
We hated it here
But see we’ll you again next year

We are the Brits on holiday
We are the Brits on holiday
Screaming and shouting the night away
We are the Brits on holiday
We are the Brits on holiday
We are the Brits on holiday
You non-comprende?
We are the Brits on holiday
Track Name: Three Cheers
Today’s the day, Our call to arms
Move out of safety’s way, Into harms
Putting in the boot
Putting up a fight
Take what’s wrong
And make it right

Ten pints of courage, And conflicting views
I won’t feel nothing, Because of the booze
Beaten to the floor conscious dimmer
It’s clear, There’s only one winner

Three cheers for alcohol
Three cheers for alcohol
Three cheers for alcohol
Its heaven sent to cause hell

Tonight I’ve got the balls to talk to you
I see you want it, it’s good cause I want it too
We better get you home
We better do it quick
But it’s too late
I’ve got brewers dick

Three cheers for alcohol
Three cheers for alcohol
Three cheers for alcohol
Its heaven sent to cause hell

Three cheers for alcohol
Three cheers for alcohol
Three cheers for alcohol
Its heaven sent to cause hell

Now she’s looking at me with unflinching eyes
It was over when I swapped our love for lies
She’ll never take me back
I’ll drink it right
Drink away the pain if just for tonight

Three cheers for alcohol
Three cheers for alcohol
Three cheers for alcohol
Its heaven sent to cause hell
Track Name: Her
You, you wanted me to write a song
A song that was all about you
But my feelings just weren’t that strong
I know now, I know that I was wrong
Cause you did what you did
Now I have a muse
Cause you did what you did
How could I refuse

So here’s to you and the stupid things you say
Here’s to you and the stupid things you do

I thought you were the one
But now you’ve been and gone
You were just someone
I once knew
I thought you were the one
But now you’ve been and gone
You were just someone
I once knew

She, she liked to go out drinking
And having a real good time
But your life style made you out a bitch
She said to me, I’d live and die alone
But I’m back now, Better on my own
But I’m back now, Better now I’m home

So here’s to you and the stupid things you say
Here’s to you and the stupid things you do

I thought you were the one
But now you’ve been and gone
You were just someone
I once knew

I thought you were the one
But now you’ve been and gone
You were just someone
I once knew

You, you wanted me to write a song
A song that was, all about you
But my feelings just weren’t that strong
I know now, I know that I was wrong

So here’s to you and the stupid things you say
Here’s to you and the stupid things you do

I thought you were the one
But now you’ve been and gone
You were just someone
I once knew
Track Name: Smoke in Hell
Religious madmen on the tv, Never bothered me
Until they said that I can’t do, My very favourite thing
Their placards say jesus condemns smoking
But how do I offend Religious hypocrites
With what I put between my lips

I do what I wanna do
My life is not for you
If god hates fags then I’ll
I’ll smoke in hell

I do what I wanna do
My life is not for you
If god hates fags then I’ll
I’ll smoke in hell

You thump your bible against
Every different kind of lifestyle
But do you follow every thing it says
Remember your good book wants abstination
No masturbation, But how can that be
Because you sound like wankers to me

I do what I wanna do
My life is not for you
If god hates fags then I’ll
I’ll smoke in hell

I do what I wanna do
My life is not for you
If god hates fags then I’ll
I’ll smoke in hell

How can you preach love when hate is all you know
If heaven has a smoking ban then hell is where I’ll go
I’ll smoke forever or die trying

I do what I wanna do
My life is not for you
If god hates fags then I’ll
I’ll smoke in hell

I do what I wanna do
My life is not for you
If god hates fags then I’ll
I’ll smoke in hell
Track Name: By the Sea
Instincts telling me I’m chasing dreams again
I’ve seen all the pictures in the magazines
Packed my car and drove all night
Chased the sky to the horizon
Till it turned, Into the sea

All you ever did was disappoint me
And everything you did just made me hate you more

Goodbye
Shithole by the sea
Good bye
Just look at the mess you made

Found myself a job and worked real hard
Never really making much of anything
Then I met a girl and my life changed
Thought she was the one and I would marry her
How was I to know?
How was I to know?

All you ever did was disappoint me
And everything you did just made me hate you more

Goodbye
Shithole by the sea
Good bye
Just look at the mess you made
Goodbye
This town did nothing good for me

All you ever did was disappoint me
And everything you did just made me hate you more

Goodbye
Shithole by the sea
Good bye
Just look at the mess you made
Goodbye
This town did nothing good for me